The Cat's Travelogue
| Author | : | |
| Rating | : | 4.35 (569 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 1466357223 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 240 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2016-04-02 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Unfortunately this practice has been described by some of the more outraged countries as "blackmail," but to my way of thinking blackmail is a dirty word and I prefer 'sponsorship.' Actually my sponsorship deals have had a significant and unforeseen impact on my book, which was growing and shrinking more than an Accordion playing the Star Wars theme. It also means that if the countries in question stop providing their generous sponsorship of my wonderful book, it may well be one of those very rare books to actually get bigger with each imprint, as my sponsors have been warned! In this unputdownable book I travel the world stopping to look at it as though it smells and unfortunately most of the places I visited by mistake do smell rather badly. Actually it's the first travelogue written by a Cat or indeed any member of the feline genus and will have you rolling in the aisles. And I have to say I was not impressed with most of the places I visited from Afghanistan to America most were just plain awful and then there was Bangladesh Still I promise that my unusual and controversial journey will leave you laughing so much you may err wee yourselves! I am so confident that everyone who enjoyed my first book will kill for my second, and anyone who reads the second book first, will not hesitate to buy the first book - but of course don't stop there buy as many copies as you like in any order you like and make this extraordinary Cat very happy.. Author talking
About the Author The Cat has been described (accurately) as a genius, good looking, generous, caring and best of all a 'great writer.' The great writer bit is handy because he writes books. This is his second book and it's called "The Cat's Travelogue." It is the first travelogue written by a Cat or indeed any member of the feline genus and will have you rolling in the aisles if you browse it in a bookshop, so be warned and before you read it take it home, that will save a lot of public embarrassment and odd looks from your fellow shoppers. His first book "Getting Out Excerpts From A Cat's Diary" is a bestseller and feline literary masterpiece, which was des
nirisahn said Couldn't finish it. I'm wondering if I read the same book as the other two reviewers. I'd started the author's other book, and never finished it. It was too long and rambling. I'd read where the author said he'd learned from feedback on his first book and that this book was shorter and he'd mad. Anon said more hilarity from The Cat. In the prequel to this book (GETTING OUT)the The Cat subjects himself and his "captors" to crazy adventures in his efforts to escape. Well, he's finally made his escape and in this latest series of hilarious diasaters he takes on a world tour with his usual acerbic and self-. Wonderful, hillarious stuff! V Wow, what a ride!!!!! This cat is awesome! I started laughing on page one and there were tears some time later. But now I finished the goddamn book and suddenly life feels empty, when is this cat going to write some more?!!!
This is his second book and it's called "The Cat's Travelogue." It is the first travelogue written by a Cat or indeed any member of the feline genus and will have you rolling in the aisles if you browse it in a bookshop, so be warned and before you read it take it home, that will save a lot of public embarrassment and odd looks from your fellow shoppers. . His first book "Getting Out Excerpts From A Cat's Diary" i