Journal of a Midlife Crisis (Elastic Waistbands Series Book 1)

Read [Christee Atwood Book] * Journal of a Midlife Crisis (Elastic Waistbands Series Book 1) Online * PDF eBook or Kindle ePUB free. Journal of a Midlife Crisis (Elastic Waistbands Series Book 1) Communication and MiscommunicationHair Today, Gone TomorrowIs this book for you? Answer these questions:Have you ever been stranded on the second floor of a stairmaster?When a form asks for your hair color, do you write Number 186?Do you find yourself being nice to people just to be sure theres a crowd at your funeral?Instead of mopping, do you spill food and let the dog clean the floor?Have you ever left the room during a club meeting and come back to find that you were voted president?Have

Journal of a Midlife Crisis (Elastic Waistbands Series Book 1)

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Rating : 4.61 (916 Votes)
Asin : B01CB3663S
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Number of Pages : 582 Pages
Publish Date : 2015-02-12
Language : English

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Communication and MiscommunicationHair Today, Gone TomorrowIs this book for you? Answer these questions:Have you ever been stranded on the second floor of a stairmaster?When a form asks for your hair color, do you write "Number 186"?Do you find yourself being nice to people just to be sure there's a crowd at your funeral?Instead of mopping, do you spill food and let the dog clean the floor?Have you ever left the room during a club meeting and come back to find that you were voted president?Have you ever gotten angry at someone for something they did in your dream?If you took the time to read the questions, this book is for you.. It includes serious, important-sounding chapters like:Shorter Sight and Longer ArmsMom is a Four-Letter WordFalling for Fun and SympathyIf I Could Do That, I Wouldn't Need a Health ClubMr. This is an opportunity for you to laugh at one person's midlife misadventures so that yours don't seem so bad

And don't ask about her rubber chicken fixation . About the Author It's been said that the author, Christee Gabour Atwood, is Dave Barry, Erma Bombeck, and Lewis Grizzard rolled into one Of course, this has mostly been said by Christee Gabour Atwood, so who can trust that? But she does bring an interesting background to the book. Atwood has been a stand-up comic, disc jockey, television personality, humor columnist, Universal Studios tour guide, actress, association manager, corporate trainer, magazine publisher, and unemployed street urchin at various periods in her life

And don't ask about her rubber chicken fixation . Atwood has been a stand-up comic, disc jockey, television personality, humor columnist, Universal Studios tour guide, actress, association manager, corporate trainer, magazine publisher, and unemployed street urchin at various periods in her life. It's been said that the author, Christee Gabour Atwood, is Dave Barry, Erma Bombeck, and

Louisiana Book News said funny as heck and thought-provoking — this book has it. Heartwarming, funny as heck and thought-provoking — this book has it all. I loved it from cover to cover.. Loved it! I really enjoyed this book. It's light, funny, and the kind of book that makes you glance over your shoulder hoping that no one realizes that you do the same silly things the author just wrote about. And just when you're rolling in the aisles then she hits you with one of those moments that makes you feel all warm inside. Buy this book - for yourself, and for everyone you know who only goes to the health club when they've forgotten how bad the last time was, or who hides their Barry Manilow records.. Journal of a Midlife Crisis Had me LMAO Susan Pederson This book had me laughing out loud. She touches on all the things that happen to women as we grow older but still feel young. I especially loved the essay on visiting her college alma mater. When she ran in to the young man and he called her ma'am, I could relate. This is a book to read on those days that you are feeling fat, blue or just generally depressed. You won't be depressed long, you'll be laughing so much that you won't want to put it down. I look forward to more books from this talented author.

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