Canceled Flight: 101 Tried and True Pigeon Killin' Methods
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| Rating | : | 4.35 (957 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0976141604 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 230 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 0000-00-00 |
| Language | : | English |
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. In addition to delivering keynote addresses at the past five International Summits on Pigeon Population Control, he has advised numerous government officials, from a small town in Texas to major metropolitan centers, including New York, San Francisco, Venice, London and New Delhi. About the Author As founder and president of PUTP (People for the Unethical Treatment of Pigeons) A.V. Jones is recognized as the world’s foremost expert on the subject of pigeon killing. Jones currently resides in New York City. He has written more than one hundred articles for publications as varied as Target Practice, The American Journal of Pigeon Poisoning, Empty Ne
Every method has been brilliantly illustrated with the help of more than eighty-five of today’s hottest street-inspired painters, illustrators, designers, and photographers. An exhaustive compilation of execution, Canceled Flight is sure to provide the pigeon-killing technique perfect for you.. Whether in film, television, music, or advertising, pigeon eradication has become an accepted way to tug at a person’s funny bone. Whether visualized in the pre- or post-death stages or at termination, each piece faithfully represents Jones’ methodology with incredible energy and originality: In “The Butcher,” a Dalek Space Monkey picks up a cleaver to “chop, chop, chop till he can’t chop no more,” and Cody Hudson’s “The Permanent Press” illustrates how two scorching hot irons can make a toasty pigeon sandwich in no time flat. With Canceled Flight: 101 Tried True Pigeon Killin’ Methods, A.V. Conjured from Jones’ twisted brain, 101 surefire methods for speeding a pigeon’s journey to the grave are laid out for even the novice pigeon-despiser with lists of required materials and step-by-step guidelines. No one is certain when
He has written more than one hundred articles for publications as varied as Target Practice, The American Journal of Pigeon Poisoning, Empty Nest, Taxidermy Art, and Morior Columba Livia, Morior (Die Pigeon, Die). . As founder and president of PUTP (People for the Unethical Treatment of Pigeons) A.V. Jones is recognized as the world’s foremost expert on the subject of pigeon killing. In addition to delivering keynote addresses at the past five International Summits on Pigeon Population C
"Five Stars" according to Debby B. Hilarious.. Don't Take Everything So Seriously! It's Art! Gina M. Glenn This is a bizarre, fun, crazy, mind-bending collection of artwork. If you love animals: don't worry! I do too! I'm a vegetarian, I love birds, I would never wish harm upon any living creature. But this book is not to be taken literally! Aesthetically interesting, never dull, and always a great conversation piece. If you find the theme unsettling, you haven't done your research. This is NOT a book instructing or condoning the killing of ANYTHINGin fact, a large number of the "killing methods" provided would be impossible, expensive, or illigal to carry out.If you possess a slightly macabre sense of humor, or simply delight in oddba. Brilliant! Scott Campbell As evidenced by the other posted reviews, America has lost its collective sense of humor. "Canceled Flight" is a hilarious collection of top illustrators and photographers, merely using the comical demise of pigeons as a unifying device. Anyone who thinks that this book is some sort of "Anarchists Cookbook" for animal haters is a self-absorbed idiot who takes themselves far too seriously, and I only hope they are so busy writing bad reviews that they don't have any time left to procreate. Not only is this book irreverent and visually stunning, it serves as an abrasive presence in the lives of the politically correct. I can think o